Sunday, January 16, 2011

FiM: Here's how That Really Goes...

Dear Trojan Ad Executive,

Your new commercial for your "Personal Massager" is trying way too hard to establish your product as "acceptable". Lets be honest here for a second, the vast majority of guys who've just been told their fiance got 3 vibrators from her closest friends at her bachelorette party are not going to scream: "Sweet!" like their team just won the Superbowl.

They're gonna be wondering exactly just how bad she's been telling them the sex was to make three of them think to grab that first...

Because, when it comes to these things, one is a "novelty gift", two is "ok, they wore the same dress to the ball", but three+ is: "What the hell have you been saying about me during girl talk?"

Addendum: Yeah, I get the whole: "blows your hair back!" thing is your pitch line here... but did you stop to consider the implications of it within the context of this ad? Are you implying those three women tested the product before giving it to their friend? 'cause that would be kinda icky...

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